There comes a time in every relationship when forgiving, forgetting and overlooking ones flaws gets to be well- frankly really exhausting. Every morning I visit the Starbucks right off Stratford Road in Winston. I'm generally a Grande Americano with Room for Cream. The only I time I don't entertain my Starbucks love affair on Stratford is when I run the morning carpool. Those days I visit the Starbucks on Jonestown Road, and there I generally add a chocolate doughnut and a kids milk for smarty pants in the back seat. (AKA as Monkey and Little C to some!) But today, dear Starbucks on Stratford Road- I'm breaking up with you. Your lines are too long. (15 minutes for a coffee?!?!?!?!?!!?) Your store front too small and parking is becoming as annoying as finding a spot at Roosevelt Field Mall! Over it! Over you! Oh- and you should know that there is a much better morning lover . . . his name: BREW NERDS. And the best part is I don't need a VIP Gold Card to make me smile, they do it whether I am VIP or not!
Observation #2: Size Does Matter
And sometimes when your so large, your big head gets in the way of remembering what's important! Go back to making coffee and keep your friends by staffing up in the morning!
No comments:
Post a Comment